What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Sure.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Tea ?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Is Gupta Nilayam season 1 of Raghul Vasudevan completed? Can he compile and send all Episodes at once as a long story?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No

Me : I don't drink

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).